The Magic Mirror

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by HellTabby666 (Shh... quiet, you might piss somebody off.) on Sunday, 11-Dec-2016 0:42:02

There is a magic mirror. If you tell a lie in front of it, you will disappear.
A very short man goes to the mirror and says: `I think I am the tallest man in the world.`
And POOF! He disappears.
Next, a very ugly man goes to the mirror and says: `I think I am the handsomest man in the world.`
And POOF! he disappears too.
A third man, this one very dumb, goes to the mirror and says: `I think.....`
And POOF! he disappears.

Post 2 by the oracle (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 11-Dec-2016 6:13:17

lol.

I've seen this, but with a blond on the end

both work

Post 3 by HellTabby666 (Shh... quiet, you might piss somebody off.) on Sunday, 11-Dec-2016 15:59:53

blondes aren't always stupid. I bet a lot of scientists are blondes. :p

Post 4 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Sunday, 11-Dec-2016 21:22:07

hahahaha; made me laugh. :)